Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
North Korea, Best Korea!
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Randomize
