all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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