theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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