My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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