Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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