Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
