we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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