we're blogging at a bar
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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