I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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