Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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