I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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