So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
