Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
