so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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