I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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