i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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