i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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