and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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