Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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