I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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