Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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