Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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