peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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