WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
