If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There r osticjed everywhere
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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