Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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