I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Text me some of your sweat
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
