guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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