At least make sure they are 18
Why
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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