btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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