It's just like the Real World with babies
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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