I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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