Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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