hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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