Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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