Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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