I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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