so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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