he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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