Why are handjobs necessary in class?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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