But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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