no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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