That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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