Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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