just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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