Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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