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im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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