my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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