Your face is a jimmy john
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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