Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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