Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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