So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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