I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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