There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
the raccoons are back...
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