grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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