I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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