Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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