Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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