Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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